Red-Hot and Filthy Library Smut
Now, coming upon this post as you are, unawares, I feel I ought to clarify the title (which was alternately going to be sex libris) straight away by telling you what this post is not, in fact, about. By “library smut” I am in no way referring to the photo books on native peoples, or the illustrated health manuals, or any of the other volumes which, in your childhood, you lurked about the library aisle to find with the sole purpose of sneaking guilty glances at naked bodies. Nor am I referring to the “risqué” novels by Miller, Cleland, Réage, or Lawrence you leafed impatiently through as a teenager. No. What I’m talking about here is the full-frontal objectification of the library itself. Oh yeah.
Yesterday I came across a truly gorgeous book of photographs by Candida Höfer titled, Libraries, a title which pretty much says it all, because that is just exactly what it is, one rich, sumptuous, photo of a library interior after another. It’s like porn for book nerds. Seriously. They are gorgeous photos, nearly all without visitors and just begging to be entered. (ha. sorry.)
See below for 14 examples which I particularly liked, but keep in mind these 500px wide version can’t really compete with the big, glossy, real thing.
BNF PARIS
BIBLIOTECA DE LA REAL ACADEMIA DE LA LENGUA MADRID
KUPFERSITCH-KABINETT DRESDEN
BRITISH LIBRARY LONDON
REAL GABINETE PORTUGUES DE LEITURA RIO DE JANEIRO
CONWAY LIBRARY LONDON
STRAHOVSKA KNIHOVNA PRAHA
RIJKMUSEUM AMSTERDAM
WITT LIBRARY LONDON
STIFTSBIBLIOTHEK ST. GALLEN
HANDELINGENKAMER TWEEDE KAMER DER STATEN-GENERAAL DEN HAAG
KUPFERSTICH-KABINETT DRESDEN
STIFTSBIBLIOTHEK KLOSTERNEUBURG
TRINITY COLLEGE LIBRARY DUBLIN
Hope you enjoyed… but not too much… you filthy, beady-eyed perv.
You can pick up your own copy here.
(I’m sure they will ship in a plain brown paper-bag if you ask really nicely.)
Alternately, since I didn’t offer much by way of reading in this post I offer the following supplimentary material:
The obligatory Wiki round-up on the subject.
A history of private, royal, imperial, monastic and public libraries
Survivor: The History of the Library from History magazine.
Libraries & culture from University of Texas Press.
And hell, though it’s only tangentially related The Briar Press page:
Eleven Presses That Made History (Via.)
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I feel like spontaneously ejaculating! (Verbally, of course). All jest aside, those are some seriously beautiful libraries (the STIFTSBIBLIOTHEK ST. GALLEN looks like a photographed dream more than an actual building; oh, and it’s all caps because I cut-and-pasted it, hokay? The one in the Hague is even harder to spell and they probably just gave it that name to keep the tourists out!)
Although I have no beef with the word ‘library’ I think the Romance versions of the word are lovelier to read and speak; biblioteca, or bibliotheque which sounds like a place to both read and dance).