While searching out some relevant linkage for the term “pantheistic solipsism” I came up pretty well flat. One hit, however, made me laugh. There was an entry for it on a site called “all science fair projects.com” which bills itself as the Science Fair Project Encyclopedia… I started thinking about some kid doing research for his tired old sputtering volcano and coming across (who knows how) the idea for “pantheistic solipsism” and deciding, “Hey, that sounds like a great science fair project!” What are the odds? I imagined the kid standing there with some poster board diorama with scribbly marker text and a few taped up photos and I just had to laugh. Made me wonder what other unlikely bits of science project fare might be listed in the Science Fair Project Encyclopedia… I laughed heartily, then, of course, I had to fire up ye olde photoshoppe. See below. 

12.07. filed under: !. play. science.

Predictably, Teats and The Sphincter are my favourites (and the most likely to actually be of interest to these kids).

posted on 12.07 at 05:20 AMsimon

“The Search for Gold.” Ahahaha. Great.

I like to think that this is the kind of thing I’d spend my time doing if I had the requisite photoshop skills.

posted on 12.07 at 06:52 AMPierce

Very, very funny.

posted on 12.07 at 03:01 PM.


So excellent.

posted on 12.07 at 06:37 PMJane


posted on 12.07 at 06:43 PM.

You kill me! No, you slay me you demon fiend. Have not LOL’d in a while. You must have spent a lot of time photoshopping all that. HILARIOUS!!

posted on 12.09 at 10:58 PM.

The DT’s is my favorite…I like the pink elephant w/ top hat.  I also like the Nietzsche photo you managed to situate behind the girls shoulder.  I can’t imagine where you find the time to do this. 


posted on 12.10 at 03:15 AM.

I myself am partial to the little photos of ‘Scatman’ Crothers and Bon Scott (of ac/dc “I’ve got big balls” fame). Also any time you can work a headshot of that giant-horned devil guy from Legend into a project you know it’s been a good day.

posted on 12.10 at 09:34 AMjmorrison

my science fair just ended. no teats. :(

posted on 12.12 at 11:28 PMLiam


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Your DT’s pic got jacked: http://www.metafilter.com/69253/Garlic-The-Silent-Killer-Juicy-Beans-and-39-other-fascinating-projects-of-SCIENCE

Also, is Mr. Naruto Porn off topic, or frighteningly on-topic?

Also also, does ‘Teats and The Sphincter’ sound like a rock band or a Fox tv show?

Also also also, I have seen video of an unfortunate man afflicted with testicular filiariasis. He lived in what might have been Africa or New Guinea, in a hut raised about four feet off the ground, accessed by a short ladder. One presumes the rest of his people lived in such huts as well. He could only ascend this ladder, to gain much-needed rest from the labor of walking about encumbered with vast testicles, with assistance. Another man (his very best friend, it would appear) stood behind him as he climbed the steps, and pushed up on his sac.

I cannot begin to tell you how lucky I felt.

posted on 02.21 at 09:54 PM.

You had me rolling on this one…

posted on 06.29 at 04:15 PMforum

Ya know, I was just looking at this again, and noticing that some of the best jokes are hidden in plain sight, very small…
How, O how could I have missed Robert Anton Wilson in the second pic? Also nice: Scatman Crothers. Bravo!

posted on 06.29 at 05:11 PM.

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