Bored kids will do just about anything to get a high right? Smoke banana peels. Lick toads. Sniff glue. Whatever. I don’t begrudge them their brain destroying fun, but this… this is simply the ultimate of the jonesin genre. Quote: Jenkem is a homemade substance which consists of fecal matter and urine. The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered, most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days or until fermented. The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to give a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations.” The down side? The taste of sewage in your mouth which lasts for “several days.”

Sure, it may well be a hoax. But I sincerely hope not. I love the thought of bored kids purposely huffing super-farts just to get a high. Why should junkies and crack-heads be the only ones who get to have that “holy shit, man, I can’t possibly sink any lower than this” moment? Why should adult users be the only ones to have a complete dissolution of dignity and self respect? Plus, the slang for Jenkem is priceless: Butthash. Hahaha. Yes indeed the children truly are the future.

11.08. filed under: headlines. humanity. wtf.

Until criminalized, I foresee celebrity Jenkem:
Amy Winehouse White
Dog the Bounty Hunter Doo
Lohan Loo Jenkem
Dane Cook’s Laughing Gas

posted on 11.09 at 12:48 PMLex10

Aw shit. I was just in Austin for a week. I’m sure you could buy it there if you knew where to go. They have everything in Austin. And whatever it is you just bought, they let you slam it in the parking lot. It’s like they have a free country or something.

posted on 11.15 at 08:04 PM.

I could never understand how people got used to out houses. Perhaps its all in the jenkem? I kind of doubt that these stories are accurate, there are way too many opportunities for humans to inhale fermented fecal fumes, and yet there are no rumors of hallucinogenic properties. This was a regular occurrence during my time in China. I often got hit with a nose full of fermenting sewage. I don’t recall any hallucinations.

posted on 11.18 at 04:20 PMAl Stone

China IS an hallucination. Seriously, you don’t think there’s a real country that looks like that?

posted on 11.18 at 07:30 PM.

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