In case you’ve been gnashing your teeth at the silence here and cursing me under your breath, let it be known I’ve been a bit under the weather and will return when I’ve finished sweating. Hopefully the “miraculous and splendiferous radium pills” I picked up on ebay (for a song!) will do the trick.
Diverticulitis is my guess - Desi Arnaz was a fellow sufferer. Metamucil is truly the food of the gods.
Poop on, nonist.