
Thou shalt not lure children into the sewer?
I’m reminded of a great simpsons episode where krusty started a clown college (to pay gambling debts, I think). Homer signed up. When homer tried to ride the tiny bicycle, his pants were caught in the wheel and slowly pulled off, leaving him bare-assed. Krusty to assistant: “Burn that seat.” Discouraged, Homer vows “I’m gonna stop clowning around and leave this clown business to the other clowns.” But in the end he pulls off a loop-the-loop on the bike, with krusty on his back.