learn to tell the difference between the closet lothario, the pervert, the impotent cuckold, and others (via)

I’m a decadent schoolboy but I’d rather be an extrovert or a closet lothario.

By your definitions it means I’m the pervert when it comes to smoking. Now I wish I hadn’t started back in high-school because I tried quiting but never succeeded. What a dreadful habit. I always thought I was free to do whatever I wanted but now I know I’m the slave of this white cylinder.

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