Number 188, the only one that makes sense:

ARGUMENT FROM BEER (I)
(1) “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - Ben Franklin
(2) Beer exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Now if we can just find a church organized around this sacred principle…

Web mavins that we are, I’m sure I’m not telling you something that you don’t already know. But, pastafarianism offers a heaven with a beer volcano, http://www.venganza.org/.  I have officially converted to worshiping the FSM, seriously.  Arrrrghh.