announcing the first nonist activity book
the first in our series of activity books, the old testament edition, is complete. we are very proud to offer you these 15 pages as a free download, including 5 pages to color, a maze, a rebus story, a mad-lib, a “find the hidden picture,” a word search, and fun do-it-yourself project (answers included for your young ones.) it’s our way of giving back to the community, of doing something for the children, and of bridging the gap between us (the atheists, the agnostics, the nonists) and our righteous brothers and sisters of faith. all content is drawn directly from the old testament so it is safe, educational, and hopefully will provide good clean fun the whole family can enjoy! please see below for previews of each activity page and links to the full printable version.
in order to complete this project we needed to spend a good long time brushing up on that greatest of all books- the old testament. inside it we found the stories which have shaped our culture, served as compass to our moral center, and provided the strong thread of which the very fabric of our identities is woven. it was a pleasure to return to these tales of morality and law, and we do not exaggerate when we say, it is with perhaps an even greater pleasure that we offer you, the community, and the world, our humble nod to this towering book’s continuing influence on all of humanity.
please note friends that each of the thumbnails below can be clicked on for a larger view. we recommend downloading the entire pdf version if you plan on making use of the activity book. the pdf is print quality and contains 4 extra pages with solutions for all the word games and puzzles. please contact us if you encounter any problems.
presented by: the nonist. coloring and activity series 1:
the old testament edition. not for sale.
coloring page inspired by leviticus 26:29
a maze inspired by deuteronomy 7:5
a “popular old testament word” word search
a coloring page inspired by numbers 11:1
a rebus story version of isaiah 34:1-34:10
a coloring page inspired by deuteronomy 28:22
a fun, outdoors, do-it-yourself inspired by leviticus 1-7
a mad libs version of genesis 1:24-1:31
a hidden picture game inspired by numbers 14:33
a coloring page inspired by leviticus 24:16
for the higher quality print ready version of the whole book, inculding the solutions pages, please download the pdf. we hope you enjoy this book. look forward to additions to this series in the future, and have a great today!
let us know what you think.
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That was subtle.
posted by
MrBaliHai on 04/18 at 01:46 AM
This is just wonderful and very educational. However, could you please put the link to the PDF file at the top, as I now have to prayeth to the Lord to restore my eyesight.
posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/18 at 01:54 AM
“subtle” what is that french or swahili or something? does not compute.
posted by
jmorrison on 04/18 at 01:54 AM
Just brilliant. I’m going to print out a bunch of copies and send them to my Mom and Brother to use in their Sunday School classes.
posted by
dr. dave on 04/18 at 02:34 AM
such good stuff. glad to see it is finally done. I’ll get copernicus right on it.
posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/18 at 02:35 AM
Oh foolish ones! You doth risketh the wrath of the Mighty One!
Jimmy Page that is. Hopefully his lawyers won’t come after you for using that lovely symbol of his in the maze.
posted by
tim gueguen on 04/18 at 06:41 AM
yeah, good times. now make the announcement about the first annual thenonist coloring contest so i can smoke all these fools with my awesome crayola ability. you can’t fuck with this son!
posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/18 at 09:47 PM
Blue Oyster Cult! hehehehehheheee! Well, it *is* a cult. This stuff is the shit.
posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 04/19 at 11:43 PM
Interesting - took a great deal of work.
posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 11/14 at 08:36 AM
you folks are nuts… very funny stuff…. you should know my girls picked up the madlibs genesis thing in Sunday school… they had hours of fun putting in words like poop and potty and each other’s names (7 & 9, what do you want)
sad to say, though, that it appears you heathen gentile pagans and public school is having more impact on them than their church :)
good luck with the new site you are working on and save me a seat in hell if you get there first (heh heh heh)
posted by
Michael on 03/06 at 12:15 AM
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