iron hymen

“take it from me, girls - there’s no good reason to rush into S-E-X. that’s why I hope these scientific facts help you choose abstinence, so you need never know the heartbreak of being trapped in a loveless marriage just because you drank too many margaritas one night and gave up your honey pot to a pushy young coke-head from a so-called good family.” -mrs. bush’s intro to the iron hymen list: 10 things girls should know about boys and their vile private parts. if you are among the hymenless due to a y chromosome there is a companion abstinence site for you, sex is for fags.

posted by jmorrison on 06/03 | lost & found - wtf | | send entry