the fight against sense is long lost. the fight against the godless lefty elitist sciences continues and it strikes me that though it seems to be going very well (el presidente is a i.d. convert!) the front lines could easily be broadened. that is to say the crusaders seem to have missed a market just begging to be plied with good clean anti-science. children. not high school and university kids (who are likely a lost cause) but the itsy bitsy teeny weeny children. the nursery school kids. the kindergartners. they need their nagging curiosity nipped in the bud! won’t someone think of them? i’ve whipped up a few pages, a proof of concept of sorts, to help get the ball a-rolling.

the following is a repurposing of a book called my easy-to-read true book of more science experiments put out in 1956 by the childrens press, a division of grosset & dunlap. all illustrations by chauncy maltman. (click all…)

see how easy it is ye good clean red blooded crusaders! now get out there and stunt the mental growth of those kids!

take us back
“how far back?”
way back!