well, everyones favorite evangelist pamphleteer has released a new illustrated glob of bile (now with 60% more xenophobia!! yippee!) this time he speaks up about that insidious blight on humanity, islam. two young girls have a conversation with some new neighbors, amir and safiya. amir’s swarthy sex appeal has the two girls reeling and contemplating a conversion to islam. they spread the good news to their friend suzy. luckily though suzy’s eye patched grandpa is well versed in the contradictions and suspect origins of their holy book the qur’an and warns suzie about the danger. suzy confronts amir, intending to tell him about jesus, but amir and his whole muslim family need to get to the airport

right away. luckily she’s not too late to save her friends though. she breaks the news that mohammed was a slave owning, moon god worshiping, pedophilic scumbag then proceeds to tell them all about the true god jesus christ. wheeew! that was a close one, those two young children almost fell prey to an evangelizing religious zealot! good thing amir didn’t have any muslim propaganda done in a style traditionally aimed at children! thank you st. chick.