in the spirit of longfellow’s verse from a psalm of life which goes, “lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and departing, leave behind us footprints on the sands of time” comes a way for all men to leave behind a monument to their life, something for the grieving loved one to hold on to. not footprints on the sands of time exactly, but a true trophy of remembrance none the less.

funniest product pushing paragraph ever: “if he was proud of it, and he enjoyed sharing it with you, wouldn’t he like you to have his penis and testicles to keep, treasure, and remember him by?”

second place: “wouldn’t he be proud of you for keeping and cherishing that most-special part of him?”

ha hahahah haha hah.