hey. feeling down? having a bad day? forgot your umbrella? your team lost the big game? your favorite show got cancelled? got a big pimple on your nose? humidity wreaking havoc on your hair? got the flu? lonely? can’t get a date? got some bad feedback on friendster? left your cell phone in the back of a cab? lost your keys? have an awful hangover? didn’t get that promotion? well boo hoo. read this and shut up.