want to understand the complex workings of world economics? well it’s not as complex as you might have been lead to believe by all those text books, in those silly classes you took as a kid. turns out, there is a much simpler way to understand it: “in countries where where large percentages of the population believe in hell, there seems to be less corruption and a higher standard of living”. so there you are. belief in hell is all it takes. of course NO ONE believes in hell without believing in god. specifically a certain all knowing, all powerful, cloud dwelling god with a beautifully quaffed white beard. so, finally decisive proof! christians believe in the one true god and doing so makes them rich! halleluia! if you’re reading this, and your poor, it’s because you worship a false god. plain and simple. so not only will your life on earth be full of pain and misery but when you die, probably of an s.t.d. or some crack related mishap, you can be sure you’ll burn for eternity in an extremely unpleasant place you were too stupid to believe in! serves you right… idol worshiping, crack whoring, gutter trash that you are. in any case this also answers the gnawing question of why said bearded god always seems to be in need of money himself? those in close contact with him are always collecting after all. obviously he has lot’s of people to make rich! gotta spend money to make money… i love you god of america. you’re the coolest.