to whomever wrote that new lexus commercial: the hoover dam does not defy the laws of physics. ok?

to the senate: you should all be ashamed of yourselves for being such incredible pussies. (except for senator robert c. byrd) your “voice vote” was just plain pathetic. what are you there for if not to voice your opinion and represent your states population? that means openly, not on the sly where no matter how the wind shifts you can still come out squeaky clean for next election season. you guys are embarrassing.

to cbs: you should all be ashamed of yourselves for being such incredible pussies. since when does washington decide what you air? or has chomsky been right all along? (that was a rhetorical question.) the saving grace is that there is little doubt your 8 million dollar show was an 8 million dollar turd anyhow. perfect for showtime right?

to paul bremmer: stop using the asinine phrase “enemies of freedom” to describe people attacking american troops in iraq. just because bush said it does not mean you need to pick up the torch on this one, be it state sanctioned or not. it is a really, really stupid thing to say. bottom line.

to aaron brown: “morning papers” is not pulitzer prize level journalism, no one cares about it nearly as much as you do, it’s not like we’re just wading through all that “annoying world news” so we can get to it, so stop wetting your trousers about it every night. and for the love of henry, wipe that smug shit eating grin off your face!

ok, that’s enough.