i think that perhaps the lost and found section of zeitgeist has been languishing. where are the conspiracies? where are the enigmatic gurus? where are the alternate philosophies? where are the kooks, the mad geniuses, and the prophets i’ve promised? well, in this massive round up i will attempt to satiate your insatiable thirst for all things other.

hilarious, misunderstood, or deadly serious? you, fine nonist, be the judge. but beware some of what you see here may challenge your very understanding of reality and change your life forever!

amazing technologies:

1) the eternal life device.

2) your ticket home

3) butt candles

4) doggie diapers (don’t cheat yourself, see the video)

5) feel the globes pain

6) voodoo magic

7) lifters

8) reverse speech

9) quantum xrroid consciousness interface

10) pulsed plasma mobile hydrogen generator”

11) kirlian camera

12) atlin

extraordinary people

1) kim skipper corbin

2) eve alien love bite lorgen

3) uhh, well

4) dore the second coming williamson

5) jaqueline rumpology stallone

6) ras mikael the excorsis enoch

7) hmm, well, lets see…

8) jelaila nubrian starr

9) the athlerius society

10) ashtar sheran, take your time, much to see here, much

11) john titor. if you’ve never heard of him and his time travelling exploits you’ve got some catching up to do.

12) and finally the trinity of al bielek, preston nichols, and duncan cameron. whose all encompassing montauk project is so expansive, so massive you can only hope to scratch the surface with these links.

alright folks, suck on that for a while. hope your minds don’t explode from all the profundity.