it’s past halloween, and not quite the apocalypse, but mortality never goes out of style does it? first, plan ahead. calculate the day of your demise with the death clock. then send your future self a reminder of said date. now while you sit around, waiting for the date to arrive, first get into the mood with some appropriate litterature, then why not see how your passing will fit in to the statistics, or search for some quality post life real estate with some nice neighbors. not dead yet? ok, get a snack and check out who beat you to the punch… still here? feeling a bit downcast waiting around for your demise? well, maybe, if your lucky, your slated for a nice bout of bucket kicking on the same day as everyone else. that would be nice huh? anyhow, have a swell day, and don’t forget to fill out that organ donor card! smooch.