“grown men were reduced to hairy jelly, some rising long before dawn in their desperation to wax, tweak and blow-dry massive whiskers into the stuff of legend. ‘I’m very nervous - i didn’t sleep last night,” said one contestant, bristling with nerves.” listen up nonists! the next championship is less than a year off so get growing! (wink wink) check out the beard and moustache categories to see where your fuz might best fit. then check out the gallery of contestants and champions to see what your up against. stiff competition but it reamins a dream of mine to one day see a nonist capture a championship in the fu-manchu category.