thanks tone. enlightening. if i may (a bit presumptuous since i’m not exactly qualified)... for “her further reading pleasure” check out the antique vibrator and quack medical device museum, some history and advise concerning dildos, and the discovery channel canada’s unusual history of the vibrator in two parts.

You are nothing if not informative, J. Morrison.

How long have you been sitting on a meticulously categorized list of vibrator links?

BTW-in composing my comment, I could not come up with any good dildo euphemisms.  What is up with that?

actually i remembered seeing that first link, the “antique / quack etc” long ago and while trying to relocate it i happened upon the other two. as for the euphemisms- at least you managed a pun of sorts with “sitting on.” though not completely transferable i think some of these might technically work.

and hell, while we are at it, this seems the right time to relink this post.

I got an old Monty Python book at the thrift store (good place for old books!) It contains a pamphlet called ‘sex-craft’ which has illustrated toys such as the harry hold-you-firm (for the “tired” businessman), the boston startler (available for the larger gentleman in several colours: black, brown, and australian; the robinson retreiver: recovers instantly anything lost internally etc. - “A boon” d.h. lawrence; and others. with terrifying illustrations.