
I love the way news stories on hallucinogenic drug research always have this sort of willful ignorance to them. Headline: Magic Mushrooms: Study Says They Help Some See Their Spiritual Side. Whenever I see a headline along these lines I can’t help but blurt out, like a annoyed pre-teen, “Duh!” Also, newsflash: water is wet!
Quote: “The study involved 36 men and women during an eight-hour lab visit.” This was a funded study remember. It was Science! Meanwhile the “study” that’s been ongoing for centuries, involving literally millions upon millions of subjects in every age/gender/scocio-economic combination possible, and which, I might add, arrived at this very same conclusion long, long, loonnnng ago, is decidedly not. It’s not of much value in discerning facts or compiling evidence or just generally helping us to better understand the effects of the drug in question evidently, and, as a matter of fact, is dangerous, illegal, and quite possibly evil…
Yeesh.
I know, I know, Science, controlled conditions, reliable data, etc. But let’s be honest here, in essence all this study did was ask 36 people who ate some shrooms, “So, how was yer trip man?” I’ve asked and answered that question myself, making me a self-contained, one man, scientific research study, asking questions, positing explanations, probing mysteries first-hand and coming to my own conclusions! Or as some people call it: being awake.
In closing, Quote: “Experts emphasize that people should not try psilocybin on their own because it could be harmful. Even in the controlled setting of the laboratory, nearly a third of participants felt significant fear under the effects of the drug. Without proper supervision, someone could be harmed, researchers said.”
1) I would have to take issue with the term “experts” here as true experts
tend
to take another stance altogether.
2) Since when are spirituality and fear mutually exclusive? As though you either “see God” or you are terrified.
3) Are we such colossal pussies that the risk of fear and harm outweighs the value of a transcendent, “magical,” quite probably outlook-altering experience? We poor silly simple-minded monkeys need all the help we can get in my estimation. Open sez me.
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On July 1st 1858 a theory, jointly arrived at by one Charles Darwin and one Alfred Russel Wallace, was presented to The Linnean Society of London in the form of two papers. The theory, of course, was Natural Selection, and it was revealed to the world 150 years ago today. Huzzah!
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Keywords: Japanese, slutty maid, zombies, chainsaw, gore, claymation, sweet! Via.
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Gosh Tees. Here we have two handsome new tees being made available at the Nonist Shop, both variations on a theme. Whether you are an atheist seeking to snuff-out superstitious hokum one sentence at a time, an enthusiastic follower of commandments desiring to mince every oath, a situationist, a cultural critic hoping to highlight the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of a 21st century society motivated, above all else, by an insatiable desire for new forms of entertainment and spectacle, or simply a smart-ass, these are designs for you!
These hand drawn graphics (See below for larger versions) ought to look good on most apparel colors. See your options for “Gosh Is In The Details” here, and “One Nation Under Gosh” here, or see all of the Nonist’s offerings here.

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I’ve noticed, in my long years of toiling wage slavery, that certain products created exclusively for corporate consumption, specifically those products meant to be used in office kitchens and bathrooms, are, shall we say, “different” from their consumer level counterparts. These are purely functional items whose exteriors fall somewhere between the total austerity of military issue and the frenetic high-gloss of supermarket fare. These are items not aimed at individual consumers and so most pretense of friendliness is absent. Fittingly they eschew all up-beat and desire-kindling market-speak, employing instead the dry, litigation-resistant language of the work-place. Strangely, however, these products still maintain evolutionary vestiges of graphic design once meant to please and comfort end-users. These are products in a grey limbo of package design. They inevitably exhibit an odd, inelegant, half-hearted sort of aesthetic which seems almost to originate from a different culture or, indeed, a whole other era.
Speaking of which, take a closer look at the example product pictured above…
Does anything strike you as particularly odd or comical about this Non-Aerosol Metered Air System Refill?
It strikes me that the confluence here of everything I outlined in the first paragraph, a sort of perfect synchronicity of the graceless handling of dry language combined with the use of vague, indeterminate, graphical elements, lead to an absolute miracle of accidental product misrepresentation…
In an attempt to simplify (and create a brand name from) the straight forward descriptor “Timed Mist” the letter “d” is dropped. The resulting text is then layered over top of a meaninglessly unspecific but decidedly vortex-like swirl graphic.
Yielding?
Well it’s unquestionably a spray which not only freshens the air, but which in some arcane manner bends or warps or splits or pierces or otherwise modifies the very fabric of Space-Time!
Amazing!
When I saw this product I laughed, but my brain, like a poorly behaved brat-child, instantly clamored for a small graphical addition to the label, “oh please, oh please, come on, oh please,” and who am I to refuse my darling brain anything?

Now that is package design I understand!!! At my brains request I took the liberty of mocking-up a label for the reverse-side as well (I spoil him, I know.)

Fuck yeah!
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Have you ever wondered when it was exactly that clowns became terrifying to people? I mean, sure, there must have always been little bed-wetting children here and there who were put-off by clowns, all the way back to Scaramouche’s day and beyond. But at what point did clowns transform, in the minds of vast swaths of people the world over, en-masse, from absurd and funny haha to pant’s-crapingly yikes frightening? And Why?
Today the scary clown (or evil clown) probably finds more representation in our pop-culture than the funny clown. (Think Poltergeist, Stephen King’s IT, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, The Joker, and yes, John Wayne Gasy just to name a few.) I have a theory as the when and why the shift came about, and just exactly who those with acute coulrophobia can direct their undying scorn toward for ushering in a cultural shift that tortures them.
Witness, through the magic of scrolling pictures, the machinations of…
“Horror By Association!”

Lon Chaney Sr. in A Blind Bargain

Lon Chaney Sr. in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Lon Chaney Sr. in Phatom of the Opera

Lon Chaney Sr. in London After Midnight

Lon Chaney Sr. in He Who Get’s Slapped

Lon Chaney Sr. in Laugh, Clown, Laugh
Or to put it another way-

Ok, ok, maybe it’s not all his fault. But he knew what he was doing.
“There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.” -Lon Chaney
Indeed not sir, indeed not.
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Got that? They’ll be a quiz. Originally from Little Pet’s Picture Alphabet, 1850’s.
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Shot recently on the Brooklyn back-streets.
Quote: To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know? -Socrates Via Plato
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Today IO9 linked to a page re-telling the story of Sergei Brukhonenko and the severed dog’s head he reportedly managed to keep alive with his autojector. It’s a fascinating historical tidbit. Anyhoo, I’d completely forgotten about it until today, and IO9’s gentle reminder was all the excuse I needed to whip-up this homage to that poor, nameless, zombified pooch-head and its gruesomely miraculous horror. (Maybe I’ll make it a T-shirt eventually.) In related linkage, a classic: The Museum of Hoaxes Top 20 Most Bizarre Experiments of All Time.
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In conjunction with my post over at the Nonist proper about the poster art of Tomi Ungerer I would like to offer some related content here, namely some pieces Mr. Ungerer created for an exhibition at IBM’s New York City headquarters. The exhibition, held in 1966, was called Some Computer ABC’s. See below.
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