list #1

we recently received a request in our comments section to post more content by our friend, the late, great, matthew monteleone. well as luck would have it just last weekend i did indeed come across another bit of content he had a hand in. what follows was not written entirely by matt but rather compiled by him. it is titled simply list #1 and it’s an exhaustive gathering of euphemisms for masturbation culled from the good children of cornwall new york. i’m sure more than one member of this site contributed to this list in one way or another but it was matt’s tireless efforts which made it a reality. enjoy. oh! and a “do not drink while reading” warning is in effect for this post. don’t want any unfortunate milk out the nostrils scenarios playing out here.

posted by jmorrison on 11/13 | lost & found | permalink | send entry

Funniest. List. Ever.

Still makes me laugh so hard I cry.

BTW, this guy has jacked list #1:

http://www.fredonia.edu/students/mora7328/mastur.htm

sucker.

posted by Captin Danomyte  on  11/16  at  03:55 AM



thanks for the heads up danomyte. i tried contacting the person to see whether perhaps he/she had their very own copy, i.e. whether they knew matt. the email address is ufcked. “message cannot be delivered blah blah.” so no way to contact them i guess. i’m going to keep looking. pisses me off that they do not give credit where it is due. “I have gone and created the greatest list known to man..” bullshit.

any of our regular readers happen to be hackers by any chance?

posted by jmorrison  on  11/16  at  02:31 PM



I love how this fredonia jackass subtly changes the Cornwall specific names and places. “Dropping off <U>Dylan</U>” and “Playing pool at <U>Michelle’s house</U>....” Indeed!!! I’ve dropped off wes… I’ve played pool at missy’s lake house….  The charlatan. 

If we could only find out who this is, it might call for a cease and desist letter. Heck if I can’t use my lawerying powers for good why have them…?Oh yeah…evil…that was it, evil.  Back to it.

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