patently silly
what do you get when a stand up comic and freelance illustrator team up to make a web site about patents recently issued by the us patent and trademark office? the best damn web site about patents recently issued by the us patent and trademark office created by a stand up comic and freelance illustrator! that’s what. a browse through the archives reveals such gems as 1) scented doll with the appearance of an aged person 2) method and apparatus for head removal 3) illuminated soap bar with sound 4) urination funnel, and 5) heart shaped meat product, just to name a few. silly indeed.
safety procedures
came across this great short film called safety prodedures. it’s one in a series the filmmaker calls rnd (for random numbers) in which he takes aim at information design. a few others in the series are viewable online, including rnd#23 content provider. his site unified systems has some unrelated works including the anomaly and the quickus. low calorie viewing but somewhat interesting i guess.
a nonist soundtrack
hey all, inspired by the fine audio blog soul sides (which member chris pelella pointed us to) i’ve decided to offer some music for your listening pleasure. i’ve added a section to the top of the sidebar titled “soundtrack” under which i’ll link to a single mp3 every day, or every other day at my lazy worst. they’ll be available for download only for that short time, after which they’ll be replaced by something new and removed from the server. i plan on posting whatever my daily whims dictate with no particular theme and no information or fanfare at all. just a single track, which you can take or leave as you see fit. if you grab a track and want more info on feel free to contact me and ask about it. hope you enjoy.
one block radius
came across this project called one block radius, a psychogeographic documentary, in which the block defined by bowery, stanton, rivington, and chrystie are documented through photos, video, audio, art, and writing. that this particular block just happens to be the same one where new york’s new museum of contemporary art is slated to rise is of course no accident. that cloying fact aside i have to say, i love the idea. i don’t love their implementation (all flash, overcomplicated) and in the end second hand psychogeography is less than pulse quickening or epiphany inducing. i’m willing to overlook these technicalities though because i think the method is not only valid but perhaps the purest type of reporting possible.
psychogeography was defined as “the study of the precise laws and specific effects of the geographical environment, consciously organized or not, on the emotions and behaviour of individuals.” don’t take that definition too seriously though, which is to say don’t misconstrue the use of “precise laws” and “specific effects” as some kind of scientific method. psychogeography is in fact quite the opposite. also, and this can’t be understated, this definition was put forth by the self proclaimed leader of the “situationist international” guy debord. an earlier situationist, ivan chtcheglov, defined the substance of psychogeography this way, “It must be sought in the magical locales of fairy tales and surrealist writings: castles, endless walls, little forgotten bars, mammoth caverns, casino mirrors.” the combination of the two might be closest to the truth.
this definition i found out there in cyberspace comes closest to one block radius’ intentions i think: psychogeography is the active search for, and celebration of, chance and coincidence, concurrently with the divination of patterns and repetitions thrown up by the [meeting/collision] of the chaos and structures of cities, personal histories and interpretations. It is based on the technique of the dérive, an informed and aware wandering, with continuous observation, through varied environments. It can be sought and can lead anywhere.” i think most new yorkers, whether realizing they were engaging in a high minded exercise in conceptual art, or not, have done this. just going out for no good reason, following their feet, and feeling something.
if you have no idea who the situationists were you are not alone. i’m only aware of them because 8 years ago or so i worked in a bookstore and was often bored out of my mind- the perfect conditions for casually devouring books you don’t care about on subjects you’ve never heard of. in any case the situationists might be described as the ultimate “youngest sibling” art movement, trying to out-dada the dadaists, and out-surreal the surrealists, rejecting everything. in my estimation they were on the whole beyond any acceptable limit of pretension and purveyors of some of the finest grandiose, revolutionary, anarchist, yet simultaneously vague, opaque, and uninviting conceptual art ever ignored by the rest of humanity. their bread and butter was, as evidenced by their monicker, “the situation,” which might be thought of as the precursor to the dreaded and embarrassing “happening,” not to mention, dare i say it, the retarded “flash mob.” they also made picture books. none of which is to say they are not interesting in their own way. i enjoyed the book what is situationism, a reader when i read it, and i am no fan of conceptual art. if you
do like conceptual art you’ll totally dig the situationists. if the phrase “totally dig” makes you cringe and start spouting words like bourgeois and proletariat you will also totally dig the situationists. personally i’ve found writing about the situationists more interesting than writing by the situationists (guy debord’s society of the spectacle excepted).
in any case, this one block radius project is well worth checking out. from a conceptual standpoint especially. i think anyone who has ever haunted certain blocks in new york will instantly appreciate what they are trying to do. i don’t think it’s entirely successful, but they are still working on it, and it may very well be that it’s the presentation that keeps it from resonating as much as it might. i’d like to see more contextual relationships between pieces of content. each piece is too singular, too removed as it is now. it’s hard to feel the ephemeral aspects of a city block, or to make the connections and random associations necessary to invoke the real dérive experience when everything is separated. all that aside, thumbs up.
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luring you with art…
since i failed to inspire any submissions with my “sketch artist” post last week i thought i’d try to lure you out of your quiet recesses again; this time with the promise of the fame and fortune only attainable through art! ahhh ye-ah buoy! found this thingamabob online that lets you paint, then frame, display, and watch a movie of your own creative process. here’s my vast skill and mastery in action. it’s a forgery of a miro for all you philistines out there. c’mon nonists! if you want to link to your own email it to yourself and it generates a link.
robot ennui
came across this web comic called nine planets without intelligent life “two recently unemployed working-class robots (or ‘robits’ as dr.zoidberg would say) who, spurred by their outlawed bohemian drive circuits, decide to take a tour of the solar system.” these two robots are just regular guys who one day on the job manufacturing other robots realize suddenly they are obsolete, slumped at a bar after work they decide that rather than turn themselves in for spare parts they’ll blow town. well done, kudos to creator adam reed. start from episode one.
the bearded god
in order to maintain my nonist ideals, which is to say remain “fair and balanced,” i feel compelled to offer some reading for those who do in fact stubbornly insist on the bearded paradigm when choosing a god. so here it is: jesus never existed dot com. plenty of useful information here about the bearded one’s bearded son, and the whole beard havin’ pantheon for that matter. includes such goodies as “1000 years of carnage & barbarity in the name of christ,” “into the darkness- how the psychosis of ‘christian piety’ destroyed civilization,” and “burning times- a great day out for the family, roasting heretics.” fine reading for beard lovers of a certain stripe. if you find that site is to specific in it’s focus here is another you can try the assertive atheist which covers beards of all styles. enjoy, because i certainly enjoy serving your needs. heart.
the beardless god
“before there were people, there were only the animals and the birds. and in those days, the day and the night were exactly the same. one time, when rabbit was going along, he began to think about the days and the nights and how they were alike and how there wasn’t enough light. and then, in a loud voice, he said, “there is not enough light. i can not see where I’m going. i need more light!” so begins an american indian creation story involving the best though seemingly least appreciated god of all, the sun. the god we can see, the god which sustains us, the god without a beard!
it’s hard to imagine what it must have been like when the sun was a totally mysterious unknown quantity. just some impossible to fathom crazy hot white light in the sky. why is it blinding to look at? what the hell is it? where did it come from? why does it move across the sky? will it be back tomorrow? sure is cold when it’s not around… hope it comes back tomorrow!
every culture has in its origins a creation myth concerning that dependable equal opportunity god sol, and they are without exception fascinating. They are particularly fascinating when you force yourself to remember they are not simply ancient versions of goodnight moon. solar folklore puts it this way: “as you read these, remember they were not stories created to entertain, nor were they written for children. these myths, legends, and tales represent their culture’s worldview, a peoples’ attempt to explain, understand, and come to grips with nature’s phenomena.” they didn’t have the benefit of soho after all.
eggs rising from water to hatch hawk headed mutants, human sacrifices, ropes made of human hair, beating stars with a magic jawbones, guys with three eyes and four arms, riding the sky in chariots drawn by seven mares… the things our wacky pagan, pantheistic, heathen, forbearers came up with! and to top it all off, the sun as a god! The sun! Not like now when we know the truth that anything which can’t grow a beard can not be worshiped as god- not a star, not nature, not woman.
I can’t help but wonder: why does knowing that the sun is in fact a massive nuclear reaction, the fusion of hydrogen nuclei into helium nuclei, put it in the theocratic dog-house? It’s still
plenty fucking impressive and mysterious, not to mention It’s still the very thing which makes all life on this planet possible. Why do we insist on anthropomorphizing our fears in order to find a suitable target for our worship? It’s exhibits a huge lack of imagination. If you can make the leap to believe in and worship something imaginary, why not use some imagination like our heathen ancestors? They could really cook up some good ones, and what do our modern god lovers prefer? Some often inattentive though usually downright abusive dude. Some guy. If you can’t make the leap to believe in an elephant headed manta ray with 12 nostrils that showers orange seminal fluid over a 900,000 mile wide ping pong ball afloat in a sea of squid ink, then why believe in
anything un-seeable? Why must you hedge your bets with bearded men?
I say, if you are so self hating and scared that you feel you absolutely must prostrate yourself before something, let it be something that 1) exists, 2) let me say that again,
exists, and 3) let it be something whose power and glory effects the destiny of humanity, (or hell, forget humaniy’s destiny and let it be somethinng that just effects your day) like oh I don’t know, the sun… or a woman. But that’s just my opinion on this rainy sunless day… will it be back tomorrow? sure is cold when it’s not around… hope it comes back tomorrow.
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the archeography project
well folks, i know it may seem i’ve been asleep at the wheel of late, but i assure you i have not been. in fact i was busy trying to jump start the redesign of the rest of this sight (to go along with this spiffy new homepage) so i can actually move on to some new
content. i’m here to announce archeography is officially done and up in it’s new form. no more flash, and hopefully quicker load times for all. i’ve added both short notes for each piece, a “more info” section that explains the project in general, and the ability to comment. as always comments or questions are encouraged. check it out by clicking the thumbnail above. for anyone whose never seen it before, i hope you enjoy.
what better symbol?
duchamp’s 1917 piece “fountain” has been declared “the world’s most influential piece of modern art” by 500 artists, curators, critics and dealers, and what better symbol could there be for our contemporary art world? an 87 year old piece of “readymade” conceptual art which mocks the aesthetic ideal, props up the banal, and sold at a price well below expectations when it was put up for auction. perfect!
the idea that fountain was proclaimed more influential than les demoiselles d’avignon or guernica strikes some as odd. but why? look around you. the choice could have been nothing else. from the strictly intellectual nature of the work, to the lack of dexterous talent needed for it’s creation, to the oh-so-clever inherent irony, to the effect of nullifying critical parameters, to the faux-revolutionary stance, to the very slick coldness of the porcelain itself: this piece of art managed to accomplish exactly what it’s creator wanted, even if it took 87 years for it to be made official, even if the artist himself had long since given up on creating art as a futile persuit- the “bourgeois” art world with all it’s standards, it’s premiums on beauty and skill, was torn down simply by casting the whole thing as somehow passe, or not modern. well- mission accomplished. but here’s the thing, duchapm’s “revolutionary” art is in one way at least exactly like a true, violent, pitchforks and torches revolution… it only lasts for a day after which the revolution is over. the revolutionaries are now the aristocracy, and news to the dukes and duchesses, a duchamp can only be done once.
coincidentally the book which i mentioned a week or so back, “the end of art” by donald kuspit dwells for a chapter or two on duchamp, so i thought with this announcement it’s fitting to offer up just a few bits of it.
on duchamp’s intentions:
“the readymade is usually regarded as tongue-in-cheek and ironical, but it’s import is clearly nihilistic, for both the spectator and the artist. it not only illustrates duchamp’s belief in the absurdity and futility of the judgment of posterity- his belief that no final verdict can be passed on the artist, which is what the spectator believes he does when he experiences and judges art aesthetically- but his belief that art itself is absurd and futile, for it never adequately realizes the artist’s intention and may even misrepresent it.”
“while duchamp recognizes the inevitability of aesthetic judgment, he wants to dispense with it, for the posterity it promises is beside the immediate subjective point of creativity. it is too much a matter of consciousness, which invariably uses currently fashionable ideas to cut the subjective work of art down to social size, thus forcing it into a procrustean bed of conventional objective consciousness.”
if any of that is indeed on target then it’s actually pretty funny that the establishment would judge his work and proclaim it “the most influential” in the eyes of posterity, that his anti-fashion ideals would of course become the fashion. haha. it’s great. it’s like spitting is his eye or like what hicks said about jesus returning and seeing everyone wearing crosses. anyhow…
on the results, or taking this intellectual stance as gospel at the expense of aesthetics:
“in a post-aesthetic art world the work of art becomes a bully pulpit, and the artist tries to bully the spectator into believing what the artist believes. he becomes a self righteous bully preaching to us about what we already know- the ugliness and injustice of the world- without offering any aesthetic, contemplative alternative to it. indeed, the aesthetic, the contemplative, and the beautiful are bad words in the artist’s “revolutionary” vocabulary… social criticism is no doubt a noble cause, and changing the world for the better no doubt a heroic enterprise, but it is far from clear that art is effective at both. the artist is not exactly the best person to educate us to the realities of the world nor the best person to help us endure and even overcome our suffering.”
“the division between reason and sense haunts modern art, a split that undermines it from within, eventually destroying it- pulling it apart into factions… this unbalanced situation, which is evident in modern art from the beginning… is as entropic as it is creative. in the history of modern art the entropic becomes dominant, the the extent that modern art increasingly seems like a failure of creative nerve, or rather, more pointedly, creative imagination and creative intuition come to be beside its point. creative imagination is replaced by a pandering to everyday social interests, usually stripped of their affective resonance and existential implications- their human dimension. art becomes a way of getting an ideological message across much the way, for plato, myth was a way of making the truth comprehensible to the simple-minded masses, or at least putting it in a hyperbolic narrative form that turned it into a spectacle that would hypnotize them into believing they in fact were in possession of it.”
“in post aesthetic art the idea is raw and intellectually and emotionally undigested, and there is little or no art. nuance and subtlety are expendable; the message is all, and it is ultimately a self righteous one, calling for a new conformity and simplicity in its conception of the social truth. indeed the simpler the message the better, for a simple message is easier to communicate to the masses than a delicately complex one. ideas become slogans- banner headlines- in ideological art, if it can still be called art. for it seems more like a poor cousin of the mass media, lacking both their slickness and outreach…”
these might not be the best snippets, out of direct context with the rest of the book they might all sound exceptionally dark and cynical, but i think you get the point. we find ourselves in this place, and in our totally clueless assinine way we’ve officially canonized a new patron saint of our mediocrity. one who would have despised us.
in any case i’d like to congratulate mr. duchamp on all the effort it took to sign a piece of trash and thus supply us with the perfect symbol of our oh-so-clever art world, though i’m sure he’ll have a difficult time hearing me over his own howling laughter and squeals of “checkmate! checkmate!”
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red meat
hey all. in that i’m beat and don’t have the energy at the moment to post anything particularly cogent, i thought i’d just put up a smoke screen and link to an old favorite of mine, namely red meat, and more specifically the meat locker where you can while away many a minute which you’ll never get back. i haven’t actually read this in years but i remember being amused. milk man dan’s cruelty was especially enjoyable. hopefully you’ll be rewarded with a chuckle at least. till tomorrow
black friday of the mind
well folks, the hell on earth which is xmas shopping time is upon us. as such i thought artist packard jenning’s brilliant pamphlet was well worth a post (or rather xeni from boing boing thought so, since i pilfered this link from them). evidently packard disseminated this thing in his local mall. i can’t begin to imagine the responses it got from the rabid shoppers. had his pamphlet showed the shoppers destroying one another rather that the hallowed mall itself i’m sure there would have been many nods of approval. a salon article describes him as a “anti-consumerism activist”, owing to his altered billboards, walmart infiltration, fascist action figures, etc etc. though i noticed on his web site a contact link prompting “for currently available work and prices….” guess to paraphrase bill hicks, “he’s going for the anti-consumerism market. that market’s huge!” in any case the pamphlets great. check it out.