patently silly

what do you get when a stand up comic and freelance illustrator team up to make a web site about patents recently issued by the us patent and trademark office? the best damn web site about patents recently issued by the us patent and trademark office created by a stand up comic and freelance illustrator! that’s what. a browse through the archives reveals such gems as 1) scented doll with the appearance of an aged person 2) method and apparatus for head removal 3) illuminated soap bar with sound 4) urination funnel, and 5) heart shaped meat product, just to name a few. silly indeed.

safety procedures

came across this great short film called safety prodedures. it’s one in a series the filmmaker calls rnd (for random numbers) in which he takes aim at information design. a few others in the series are viewable online, including rnd#23 content provider. his site unified systems has some unrelated works including the anomaly and the quickus. low calorie viewing but somewhat interesting i guess.

posted by jmorrison on 12/11 | sights & sounds | | permalink
a nonist soundtrack

hey all, inspired by the fine audio blog soul sides (which member chris pelella pointed us to) i’ve decided to offer some music for your listening pleasure. i’ve added a section to the top of the sidebar titled “soundtrack” under which i’ll link to a single mp3 every day, or every other day at my lazy worst. they’ll be available for download only for that short time, after which they’ll be replaced by something new and removed from the server. i plan on posting whatever my daily whims dictate with no particular theme and no information or fanfare at all. just a single track, which you can take or leave as you see fit. if you grab a track and want more info on feel free to contact me and ask about it. hope you enjoy.

posted by jmorrison on 12/10 | announcements | | permalink
one block radius

came across this project called one block radius, a psychogeographic documentary, in which the block defined by bowery, stanton, rivington, and chrystie are documented through photos, video, audio, art, and writing. that this particular block just happens to be the same one where new york’s new museum of contemporary art is slated to rise is of course no accident. that cloying fact aside i have to say, i love the idea. i don’t love their implementation (all flash, overcomplicated) and in the end second hand psychogeography is less than pulse quickening or epiphany inducing. i’m willing to overlook these technicalities though because i think the method is not only valid but perhaps the purest type of reporting possible.

posted by jmorrison on 12/10 | sights & sounds - art | | permalink
luring you with art…

since i failed to inspire any submissions with my “sketch artist” post last week i thought i’d try to lure you out of your quiet recesses again; this time with the promise of the fame and fortune only attainable through art! ahhh ye-ah buoy! found this thingamabob online that lets you paint, then frame, display, and watch a movie of your own creative process. here’s my vast skill and mastery in action. it’s a forgery of a miro for all you philistines out there. c’mon nonists! if you want to link to your own email it to yourself and it generates a link.

posted by jmorrison on 12/08 | sights & sounds - art | | permalink
robot ennui

came across this web comic called nine planets without intelligent life “two recently unemployed working-class robots (or ‘robits’ as dr.zoidberg would say) who, spurred by their outlawed bohemian drive circuits, decide to take a tour of the solar system.” these two robots are just regular guys who one day on the job manufacturing other robots realize suddenly they are obsolete, slumped at a bar after work they decide that rather than turn themselves in for spare parts they’ll blow town. well done, kudos to creator adam reed. start from episode one.

posted by jmorrison on 12/08 | sights & sounds - art | | permalink
the bearded god

in order to maintain my nonist ideals, which is to say remain “fair and balanced,” i feel compelled to offer some reading for those who do in fact stubbornly insist on the bearded paradigm when choosing a god. so here it is: jesus never existed dot com. plenty of useful information here about the bearded one’s bearded son, and the whole beard havin’ pantheon for that matter. includes such goodies as “1000 years of carnage & barbarity in the name of christ,” “into the darkness- how the psychosis of ‘christian piety’ destroyed civilization,” and “burning times- a great day out for the family, roasting heretics.” fine reading for beard lovers of a certain stripe. if you find that site is to specific in it’s focus here is another you can try the assertive atheist which covers beards of all styles. enjoy, because i certainly enjoy serving your needs. heart.

posted by jmorrison on 12/08 | lost & found - belief | | permalink
the beardless god

“before there were people, there were only the animals and the birds. and in those days, the day and the night were exactly the same. one time, when rabbit was going along, he began to think about the days and the nights and how they were alike and how there wasn’t enough light. and then, in a loud voice, he said, “there is not enough light. i can not see where I’m going. i need more light!” so begins an american indian creation story involving the best though seemingly least appreciated god of all, the sun. the god we can see, the god which sustains us, the god without a beard!

the archeography project

well folks, i know it may seem i’ve been asleep at the wheel of late, but i assure you i have not been. in fact i was busy trying to jump start the redesign of the rest of this sight (to go along with this spiffy new homepage) so i can actually move on to some new

content. i’m here to announce archeography is officially done and up in it’s new form. no more flash, and hopefully quicker load times for all. i’ve added both short notes for each piece, a “more info” section that explains the project in general, and the ability to comment. as always comments or questions are encouraged. check it out by clicking the thumbnail above. for anyone whose never seen it before, i hope you enjoy.

posted by jmorrison on 12/05 | announcements | | permalink
what better symbol?

duchamp’s 1917 piece “fountain” has been declared “the world’s most influential piece of modern art” by 500 artists, curators, critics and dealers, and what better symbol could there be for our contemporary art world? an 87 year old piece of “readymade” conceptual art which mocks the aesthetic ideal, props up the banal, and sold at a price well below expectations when it was put up for auction. perfect!

posted by jmorrison on 12/03 | sights & sounds - art | | permalink
red meat

hey all. in that i’m beat and don’t have the energy at the moment to post anything particularly cogent, i thought i’d just put up a smoke screen and link to an old favorite of mine, namely red meat, and more specifically the meat locker where you can while away many a minute which you’ll never get back. i haven’t actually read this in years but i remember being amused. milk man dan’s cruelty was especially enjoyable. hopefully you’ll be rewarded with a chuckle at least. till tomorrow

posted by jmorrison on 12/02 | sights & sounds | | permalink
black friday of the mind

well folks, the hell on earth which is xmas shopping time is upon us. as such i thought artist packard jenning’s brilliant pamphlet was well worth a post (or rather xeni from boing boing thought so, since i pilfered this link from them). evidently packard disseminated this thing in his local mall. i can’t begin to imagine the responses it got from the rabid shoppers. had his pamphlet showed the shoppers destroying one another rather that the hallowed mall itself i’m sure there would have been many nods of approval. a salon article describes him as a “anti-consumerism activist”, owing to his altered billboards, walmart infiltration, fascist action figures, etc etc. though i noticed on his web site a contact link prompting “for currently available work and prices….” guess to paraphrase bill hicks, “he’s going for the anti-consumerism market. that market’s huge!” in any case the pamphlets great. check it out.

posted by jmorrison on 12/01 | sights & sounds - art | | permalink
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