you are at work, walking down the hall toward the bathroom, and sure enough coming from the opposite direction is one of those jerks who you can’t stand and who surely must despise you as well. at the critical juncture when eye contact is unavoidable you stare blankly at them and what do they do? smile! bastards! take this enlightening little test too see if those around you are indeed disingenuous pricks who wish you were dead, or if your just a paranoid misanthrope with a persecution complex. i’m happy to report i must be genuinely despised. scored 18/20. suspicions confirmed! other interesting tests here include a gauge of your disgust threshold, which i would have thought went hand in hand with the fake smiles.