in this world of endless choices where even the most mundane matters are complicated with an overabundance (1407 shampoos to choose from? 900 types of toothbrushes? 300 brands of invisible tape? 2 political parties?!) it’s nice sometimes to have things simplified for you, like in a choose your own adventure let’s say. so with the simple pleasures in mind i offer: choose your own new york, choose your own absurdity, and choose your own philosophical take on existence. if none of those float your boat you might enjoy one of these 1,875,630 choices.