electrified whoop ass

we like tasers around here. the idea of them. the idea of being a taser carrying vigilante quietly walking the streets, obliging repugnant loud mouthed assholes to twitch for a while, in a perfect world maybe piss themselves. anyhow, i fear our romancing of the taser may soon be over. new tasers are evidently in development which change the whole tasering ball game, making it something a bit less “vigilante lite”and a whole lot more pants-crappingly dark. if they’d only hurry up they could test out these crowd zappers on the protesters at this years republican convention… oh wait, their won’t be any protesters, i forgot. (thanks to kurt for the defensetech link)