don’t know if anyone noticed this story floating around but it just warms my cold black little heart. a man was found living in a cave inside the 40 square mile grounds of the los alamos nuclear weapons research facility. the cave was tricked out with solar power, a sealed glass door, and… whoopsie, 10 pot plants. i love this fucking guy, but not just becuase he was a caveman / hermit type, i love him for his stated reasons for choosing the los alamos location. evidently he wanted to get the attention of scientists working on the most complex cosmological problems of the universe and introduce them to his unifying theory. fucking awesome. his name’s roy michael moore and you can check out some of his theories on one of his many websites. his latest works, “an anwer” to a recent book published called dark matter, missing planets & new comets, and new arguments about the speed of gravity, can be found there, just for starters. ha! did i mention i love this fucking guy?