well, the holidays are very nearly upon us. shopping is in full swing. very many of you now have precious little lads and lasses to shop for this year, and we know what that means, toys toys toys! i’ve searched around and come up with what i think is perhaps the greatest educational toy on the market today, sure to impress itself on any childs sense of wonder and imagination. namely: the cubes. ohh goody! playtime was never so soul crushingly mediocre-riffic!  my favorite part: if you look at the “ann figure expansion pack” you’ll notice that along with her flow charts and in box they’ve supplied everyone’s favorite kitten poster- “hang in there.” genius. for extra fun try attaching a hand drawn “there’s no such thing as santa” card to this gift, perhaps on a large post-it, folded in half… ba-rum-pa-pum-pum, rum-pa-pum-pum, rum-pa-pum-pum!