for those of you out there with kids, expecting kids, or belonging to religions which prohibit the use of prophylactics, here is a collection of educational sites. they were all created especially for your lads and little ladies by everyone’s most concerned big bro, the u.s. government…

1) the us treasury’s moneyfactory. what fun! where you’re 5-8 year old can learn all about counterfeiting from a clown named bucky. 

2) the federal emergency management agency’s fema for kids where among other things they can learn what they might feel during a disaster, how to pack a fun filled disaster activity kit, or just peruse the today in disaster history calendar.

3) the c.i.a. for kids page where they can join in ginger the blue teddy bear’s c.i.a. adventure .

4) the kids department of justice page where they can learn about gun saftey, or they can“get it straight” from the prevention posse, asking questions like “what’s up with methamphetamine?”. they can download the pdf version of i’m going to federal court with mark and julie”.

5) of course the list would not be complete without the k-5 f.b.i. page, or the a.t.f. kids page... and hey while we’re at it might as well include the whitehouse’s page where they can get to know their president a bit better.

enjoy, parents and parents to be.