the folks at the morning news were kind enough to supply this handy little guide on how to walk in new york. at one point the author casually explains that in subway stations it’s mob rule, end of story, a fact that makes me want to turn “mad strangler” every morning. what’s so god damned hard about staying on the right!? how many people have i called a “fucking genius” on subway stairs in my life? whatever. the piece is funny to me not because it’s meant to be, which it is, but because of how many people truly do need walking explained to them. grumble god damned mutha fuckin grumble grumble geniuses.