shock the monkey (or the drunk stooge punching his girlfriend)

anyone out there ever have those new york vigilante with a taser fantasies? i know a few of you have, cuase we’ve taked about it. just walking the night streets, shocking anyone deserving, watching loudmouths and violent sociopaths fall flat with the flick of a switch, empting their bowels while you saunter away feeling justice has for once been served… well, before you buy the leather outfit and jump boots, do your homework. then get ta shockin!