in these days of holiday warmth and time spent in the soft and cushy bosom of family let us take a moment to think of those less fortunate than ourselves. in doing so let’s bypass the more fortunate of the less fortunate and move right to the least fortunate. imagine if you will a child not being able to tickle his elmo doll on christmas morning because he’s too busy ripping out a muskrats entrails with his bare hands. imagine a child cheated of his eggnog birthright, instead left to suckling milk from a raw and dangly monkey teat. no good nonists i am not talking about the children of some heathen foreigners but rather the lowest of the low, i can hear you asking does it get lower than heathen spawn?! indeed good readers it does, i am talking of course about feral children.